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Watch eragon the movie
Watch eragon the movie












watch eragon the movie

Perhaps the one redeeming quality this film COULD have had is the effects. Hearing generic-faced people utter generic lines such as 'we must destroy the empire!' and 'great power comes with great responsibility,' I found myself either laughing or sleeping throughout the whole movie. In fact, the acting is so bad it's funny. Composed of a cast of mostly nobodies, Eragon excels at making you cringe at the God-awful acting. Even if you can get past the horrible dialogue and generic, recycled plot, the acting is horrendous too. It's as if Star Wars and Lord of the Rings had a son, but this son is an ugly, stupid, bastard child with brain damage and problems with interacting with other kids. It's as if the writer went into a DVD store and rented out every friggin' sci-fi and fantasy film on the shelf, before putting each film in a boiling cauldron and mixing it into something evil. Not only does it feel like it was written by a 2-year-old monkey, with horrible dialogue and bland, uninteresting characters, buit it also seems to enjoy stealing from every damn fantasy/sci-fi film out there. Not only does it feel like it was written by a 2-year-old monkey, with horrible dialogue and bland, uninteresting characters, buit it also seems 'This is the most original film ever made' would be something you would never hear about Eragon. 'This is the most original film ever made' would be something you would never hear about Eragon.














Watch eragon the movie